"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering: The Chronicle" - In this special retrospective, Master Chief recaps season 3 of "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" and looks back on classic moments before the series' final episode. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering: The Chronicle" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief. (May 1, 2010)
"Master Chief: The Movie" – Master Chief's origins are revealed in this special two-part movie event celebrating one year of "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering"! See Master Chief's first meetings with the Arbiter, CATS, and other iconic characters during his first mission. "Master Chief: The Movie" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Talkany Big Robot as CATS, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, Talkany Strong Man as Sergeant Johnson, AT&T Mike as Anonymous, AT&T Crystal as Nurse, Talkany Little Man as Recruiting Scientologist, AT&T Audrey as Old Woman, and AT&T Rich as the King. (October 3, 2008)
"Master Chief Sucks at Recaps" - In this special episode, the "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" series is recapped for viewers, from the first episode right up to the season 3 premiere. "Master Chief Sucks at Recaps" stars AT&T Rich as Narrator. (August 21, 2009)
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Master Chief Sucks at Ordering: Season 3 Press Releases
"Master Chief Sucks at Everything" - In the epic conclusion to "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering," the final battle between good and evil threatens both the real and fictional worlds as Master Chief fights to save both his friends and his viewers and come to terms with his ultimate destiny. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Robot as CATS, AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton, Talkany Strong Man as Avery Johnson, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Chris Hansen as himself, Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, Chad Warden as himself, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, AT&T Mike as Joe Biden, Talkany Little Man as Steve Jobs, and UltraHyperShadow as the Voice. (May 8, 2010)
"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Burger King" - Master Chief returns in the exciting season 3 premiere! After being sent to the year 2020 with the Arbiter, Master Chief attempts to stop the Ancients. In the distant past, the King tries to convince Johnson that he can be trusted. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, Talkany Little Man as Steve Jobs, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, and UltraHyperShadow as additional voices. (September 9, 2009)
"Master Chief Meets Guilty Spark" - Master Chief and the Arbiter reluctantly recruit 343 Guilty Spark to help them. Meanwhile, the King tells Johnson his plan. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson and UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark. (September 25, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Shopping" – Master Chief teaches viewers how to shop at Walmart when he and the Arbiter stock up on supplies before raiding the Halo ring. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Strong Man as Avery Johnson, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Mike as Young King, Talkany Child as Clerk, Talkany Nerd as the Governor, and Microsoft Mary as Cortana. (October 14, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Rescue Missions" – Master Chief and the Arbiter attempt to rescue Cortana from the program known as the Governor. Meanwhile, the King and Johnson prepare to save the heroes in the future. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Nerd as the Governor, Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, Talkany Little Man as Steve Jobs, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, and Talkany Wobbly as Pilot. (November 6, 2009)
"Master Chief vs the Halo" – Master Chief and his allies must put an end to the chaos when Ronald prematurely fires the Halo ring. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, and AT&T Audrey as Announcer. (January 15, 2010)
"Master Chief Rocks at Ordering McDonalds" - Master Chief teaches viewers how to order food at McDonalds...again. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are AT&T Mike as Caesar Charlemagne and Talkany Woman as Customer. (February 1, 2010)
"Master Chief Rocks at Ordering at Restaurants" - Master Chief teaches viewers how to order food at restaurants in the alternate timeline. Meanwhile, the King makes a deal with Ronald. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are AT&T Mike as Caesar Charlemagne and Talkany Hyper Male as Waiter. (February 17, 2010)
"Master Chief Sucks at Alternate Timelines" - Master Chief meets Ronald in the alternate timeline and gives him the coordinates. In the original timeline, the King explains Ronald's true plan. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson and AT&T Mike as Caesar Charlemagne. (March 3, 2010)
"Master Chief: The Secret Origin of the King" - Master Chief and his allies head to Building 69. Meanwhile, the King's past history with Ronald is revealed in flashbacks. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Robot as CATS, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Mike as Young King, Audacity Mike as Young Ronald, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, AT&T Audrey as Announcer, and Talkany Imaginary Man as Guard. (March 15, 2010)
"Master Chief Sucks at Plot Twists" - Master Chief, the Arbiter, Cortana, and Johnson arrive at Building 69 to face off with Ronald. But no one expects the biggest twist of all... "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Robot as CATS, Talkany Strong Man as Avery Johnson, and AT&T Audrey as Announcer. (April 16, 2010)
"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Burger King" - Master Chief returns in the exciting season 3 premiere! After being sent to the year 2020 with the Arbiter, Master Chief attempts to stop the Ancients. In the distant past, the King tries to convince Johnson that he can be trusted. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, Talkany Little Man as Steve Jobs, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, and UltraHyperShadow as additional voices. (September 9, 2009)
"Master Chief Meets Guilty Spark" - Master Chief and the Arbiter reluctantly recruit 343 Guilty Spark to help them. Meanwhile, the King tells Johnson his plan. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson and UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark. (September 25, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Shopping" – Master Chief teaches viewers how to shop at Walmart when he and the Arbiter stock up on supplies before raiding the Halo ring. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Strong Man as Avery Johnson, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Mike as Young King, Talkany Child as Clerk, Talkany Nerd as the Governor, and Microsoft Mary as Cortana. (October 14, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Rescue Missions" – Master Chief and the Arbiter attempt to rescue Cortana from the program known as the Governor. Meanwhile, the King and Johnson prepare to save the heroes in the future. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Nerd as the Governor, Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, Talkany Little Man as Steve Jobs, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, and Talkany Wobbly as Pilot. (November 6, 2009)
"Master Chief vs the Halo" – Master Chief and his allies must put an end to the chaos when Ronald prematurely fires the Halo ring. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Claire as Oprah Winfrey, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, and AT&T Audrey as Announcer. (January 15, 2010)
"Master Chief Rocks at Ordering McDonalds" - Master Chief teaches viewers how to order food at McDonalds...again. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are AT&T Mike as Caesar Charlemagne and Talkany Woman as Customer. (February 1, 2010)
"Master Chief Rocks at Ordering at Restaurants" - Master Chief teaches viewers how to order food at restaurants in the alternate timeline. Meanwhile, the King makes a deal with Ronald. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are AT&T Mike as Caesar Charlemagne and Talkany Hyper Male as Waiter. (February 17, 2010)
"Master Chief Sucks at Alternate Timelines" - Master Chief meets Ronald in the alternate timeline and gives him the coordinates. In the original timeline, the King explains Ronald's true plan. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Man as Avery Johnson and AT&T Mike as Caesar Charlemagne. (March 3, 2010)
"Master Chief: The Secret Origin of the King" - Master Chief and his allies head to Building 69. Meanwhile, the King's past history with Ronald is revealed in flashbacks. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Robot as CATS, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard, UltraHyperShadow as 343 Guilty Spark, AT&T Mike as Young King, Audacity Mike as Young Ronald, LH Michael as Bill Gates, AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime, AT&T Audrey as Announcer, and Talkany Imaginary Man as Guard. (March 15, 2010)
"Master Chief Sucks at Plot Twists" - Master Chief, the Arbiter, Cortana, and Johnson arrive at Building 69 to face off with Ronald. But no one expects the biggest twist of all... "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and Audacity Rich as Ronald McDonald. Guest starring are Talkany Big Robot as CATS, Talkany Strong Man as Avery Johnson, and AT&T Audrey as Announcer. (April 16, 2010)
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Upcoming Games of Interest, volume 20 (April 2010)
The following is a list of games I have some interest in that are being released in 2010 or 2011. Games marked in bold are definite buys, while games not marked in bold require waiting to see if they will be good or not.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (5/23/10) Wii
Metroid: Other M (6/27/10) Wii
Crysis 2 (Q4 2010) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
Zelda Wii (2010) Wii
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty (2010) PC
Pokémon Black and White (2011) DS
Metal Gear Solid: Rising (TBA) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm (TBA) PC
StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void (TBA) PC
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (5/23/10) Wii
Metroid: Other M (6/27/10) Wii
Crysis 2 (Q4 2010) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
Zelda Wii (2010) Wii
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty (2010) PC
Pokémon Black and White (2011) DS
Metal Gear Solid: Rising (TBA) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm (TBA) PC
StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void (TBA) PC
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