Saturday, January 24, 2009

Master Chief Minisodes Press Releases

"Master Chief Minisode 1: Chad Warden" – The King recruits a new villain to his cause: the irritating Youtube fanboy Chad Warden. "Master Chief Minisodes" stars AT&T Rich as the King and Microsoft Sam as Master Chief. Guest starring are Chad Warden as himself and James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd. (July 5, 2008)

"Master Chief Minisode 2: Angry Video Game Nerd" – The King convinces the famous Angry Video Game Nerd to join his elite team of villains. "Master Chief Minisodes" stars AT&T Rich as the King and Microsoft Sam as Master Chief. Guest starring are James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, and Chris Hansen as himself. (July 23, 2008)

"Master Chief Minisode 3: Chris Hansen" – The King employs Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" to frame Master Chief for owning child porn. "Master Chief Minisodes" stars AT&T Rich as the King and Microsoft Sam as Master Chief. Guest starring are Chris Hansen as himself, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, and Audacity Charles as Barack Obama. (August 1, 2008)

"Master Chief Minisode 4: Barack Obama" – The King learns that Barack Obama has infiltrated the prison and is trying to help Master Chief. "Master Chief Minisodes" stars AT&T Rich as the King and Microsoft Sam as Master Chief. Guest starring are Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, AT&T Christine as Intruder Alarm, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. (August 11, 2008)

"Master Chief Minisode 5: Hillary Clinton" – The King meets Hillary Clinton, a dangerous new character with her own agenda who may be friend or foe. "Master Chief Minisodes" stars AT&T Rich as the King and Microsoft Sam as Master Chief. Guest starring are AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton, Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, Chad Warden as himself, James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Chris Hansen as himself, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, and Microsoft Mary as Cortana. (August 25, 2008)

Friday, January 23, 2009

Master Chief Sucks at Ordering: Season 1 Press Releases

"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds" – Master Chief is a rude, vulgar, unhelpful soldier who attempts to teach viewers about the finer parts of life...like eating at McDonalds! Join Master Chief in the first episode of this exciting new series! "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. (October 3, 2007)

"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering at Restaurants" – Master Chief teaches viewers about ordering food from restaurants and other important details about fine dining. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. (October 17, 2007)

"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales" – Master Chief gathers an army to fend off CATS and stop the cancellation of Super Smash Bros. Brawl! "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. Guest starring are Talkany Strong Man as Ridley, Talkany Fly as Ganondorf, LH Michelle as Samus Aran, CD-i King as Link, CD-i Mario as himself, and Mama Luigi as himself. (October 26, 2007)

"Master Chief vs Jack Thompson" – Master Chief faces off against the dangerous lawyer Jack Thompson, who wishes to block the release of Halo 3 and all other violent video games. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. Guest starring are Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, LH Michelle as Newswoman, and Talkany Old Woman as Judge. (December 7, 2007)

"Master Chief vs Scientology" – Master Chief returns to combat a new threat: the dangerous Church of Scientology. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, LH Michael as the Arbiter, and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. Guest starring are AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard, Talkany Martian as Xenu, AT&T Mike as Anonymous, Talkany Little Man as Recruiting Scientologist, and Talkany Imaginary Man as Prison Guard. (April 11, 2008)

"Master Chief Sucks at Online Dating" – Master Chief teaches viewers about using online dating websites and how to make yourself look good for the ladies. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, LH Michael as the Arbiter, and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. (April 25, 2008)

"Master Chief Sucks at Making Videos" – Master Chief teaches viewers how to make videos like his own in this "behind the scenes" special. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, LH Michael as the Arbiter, and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. Guest starring is AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard. (May 9, 2008)

"Master Chief Sucks at Remakes" – Master Chief's first adventure remade with better audio. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, LH Michael as the Arbiter, and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. (May 19, 2008)

"Master Chief: The Finale (Parts 1 and 2)" – Master Chief prepares for the ultimate showdown against evil in the exciting season 1 climax! As CATS readies his forces, an elite team of heroes challenges him in a battle of good vs evil! "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, LH Michael as the Arbiter, and Talkany Big Robot as CATS. Guest starring are Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard, Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, Talkany Woman as Samus Aran, LH Michelle as Newswoman, and AT&T Rich as the leader. (May 23, 2008)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Upcoming Games of Interest, volume 5 (January 2009)

The following is a list of games I have some interest in that are being released in 2009. Games marked in bold are definite buys, while games not marked in bold require waiting to see if they will be good or not.

The Lord of the Rings: Conquest (1/13/09) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
Pokemon Platinum (3/22/09) DS
Watchmen: The End is Nigh (3/09) PC, Xbox Live Arcade, Playstation Store
Nintendo DSi (Rumored Q2 2009) DS
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (11/09) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
Metroid Prime (2009) Wii
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2009) Wii
LostMagic Wii (2009) Wii
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty (2009) PC
APB (2009) PC
MAG: Massive Action Game (2009) Playstation 3
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm (TBA) PC
StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void (TBA) PC
Star Wars: Battlefront III (Possibly cancelled) PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Wii
Timesplitters 4 (Possibly cancelled) Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Wii