"Master Chief Sucks at Escaping Prison" – Master Chief is back in the action-packed premiere of season 2! After being captured by the King, Master Chief is locked in a maximum security prison. Now he must find a way to escape and stop the King's evil plan! "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, and AT&T Rich as the King. Guest starring are Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, and Jason Alexander as George Costanza. (September 1, 2008)
"Master Chief Sucks at Voting" – Master Chief is forced to pick a side when Barack Obama and John McCain go head to head in an epic battle. But who will be elected president in the end? "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, and AT&T Rich as the King. Guest starring are Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, Audacity Mike as John McCain, AT&T Mike as Joe Biden, and AT&T Lauren as Sarah Palin. (November 4, 2008)
"Master Chief Meets the Network" – Master Chief learns about the secret organization pulling the strings behind all world events. But when the new president is threatened by their plot, will Master Chief be able to save him? "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, and AT&T Rich as the King. Guest starring are Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton, AT&T Mike as Joe Biden, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, Chad Warden as himself, James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Chris Hansen as himself, Audacity Mike as John McCain, Talkany Whiner as Assassin, and Talkany Singing Girl as Newscaster. (November 22, 2008)
"Master Chief vs the Superweapon" – Master Chief and his allies must stop the King from activating his superweapon. But all is not as it seems, and they may already be too late. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are Talkany Man as Tom Cruise and AT&T Mike as Narrator. (January 17, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Time Travel" – Master Chief begins to experience strange side effects after going through the portal. Meanwhile, the Arbiter and Cortana attempt to find the King. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are Talkany Big Robot as CATS, Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, AT&T Charles as L. Ron Hubbard, AT&T Mike as McDonalds employee, Talkany Strong Man as Sergeant Johnson, and Talkany Woman as Secretary. (February 13, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Constants" – Master Chief attempts to find his way back to the present while the Arbiter and Cortana try to stabilize his erratic jumps through time. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are Audacity Charles as Barack Obama, AT&T Mike as Joe Biden, Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, Chad Warden as himself, James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, and Chris Hansen as himself. (February 27, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Super Smash Bros." – Master Chief and the King discuss Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the game CATS wanted cancelled, as they debate Master Chief's purpose. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, Chad Warden as himself, James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, and Chris Hansen as himself. (March 10, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Computers" – Master Chief, the Arbiter, and Cortana attempt to deactivate the Ark before the King can use its powers for evil. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Chris Hansen as himself, Talkany Strong Man as Sergeant Johnson, and Talkany Hyper Male as Guard. (March 23, 2009)
"Master Chief vs Hillary Clinton" – Master Chief and Hillary Clinton have a duel to the death as the Ark’s laser prepares to fire. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Chris Hansen as himself, and Audacity Rich as Ron. (April 20, 2009)
"Master Chief Sucks at Remakes 2" - Master Chief's second adventure remade with better audio. "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. (May 8, 2009)
"Master Chief: The Second Finale (Parts 1 and 2)" - Master Chief, the Arbiter, and Cortana ready themselves for a confrontation for the ages with the King himself in the epic season 2 climax! As the Ark’s laser prepares to fire, the forces of good must save the world once again! "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering" stars Microsoft Sam as Master Chief, Microsoft Mike as the Arbiter, Microsoft Mary as Cortana, AT&T Rich as the King, and AT&T Crystal as Hillary Clinton. Guest starring are Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson, Talkany Man as Tom Cruise, James Rolfe as the Angry Video Game Nerd, Chris Hansen as himself, Talkany Strong Man as Sergeant Johnson, and Audacity Rich as Ron. (May 15, 2009)
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